Some kids had to wait until kindergarden to learn all of the things they needed to know.

You're a crazy New York parent: you can do better than that. Get out there and enjoy the weather -- and do something that will give you and your cutie pie some conversational currency that will keep you from falling into the new mom rut where all you can talk about is spit up and BMs, and will shortlist him for private pre school.

There's no reason that you and your little one should be stuck on the couch watching Baby Van Gogh on repeat when you could be out on the town, touring the MET, Frick, and doing the Chelsea gallery shuffle!

Metropolitan Moms will take you on museum visists, gallery walks, culinary adventures and neighborhood historical explorations. Challenge your mind and expose your finger painintg pee wee to the finer points of culture. And won't you be proud when he raises his hand with confidence, front row at Sotheby's (in the stroller parking section) and bids on that underpriced Damien Hirst.

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